Quality Service

I arrived at the office a few minutes later than usual this morning.

Me: (silently grumbles upon reaching the desk and starts to unpack stuff)
Jeff: (looks up) "Hello, how are you this morning?"
Me: "Friggin bus just drove away right in front of my nose this morning, with the evil bus driver smirking at me."
Jeff: "Oh, they have special training to do that and go on various courses to piss off the passengers, think you have just experienced a driver who has been on the advanced course as he knows how to give that smug grin."
Me: ???
Jeff: "Hope the next one along has only been on the introductory course which means he will stop and just be generally miserable."
Me: (raises eyebrows and blinks a couple of times to check if still asleep)
Jeff: "You shouldn't begrudge every penny that you pay, where else can you be that insulted for the money..sounds like it is great value for money!! Next you will be complaining that you have to stand on the journey and it won't stop at your stop, which clearly would be your own fault" (smiles)
Me: (still blinking) "Wow, now everything makes sense. So I've been getting quality service all this time after all!"